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John Boyd's avatar

The damage done by this fascist fuckery will never be undone.

BigRedMachinist's avatar

Someone just needs to put this metaphorical dog down already. Jesus.

STSteven's avatar

Perfect header screenshot. And excellent story.

Chuck Dickens's avatar

These little DOGE pricks remind me of every date rapist frat boy I ever knew in college.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Did the twelve year old child who had been receiving survivor benefits, ever get those benefits back after the dogeboys decided it was a "small business loan," and we shouldn't be giving children small business loans?

Old lady's avatar

If Trump hadn’t bought Elon in our social security would be safe

MB's avatar

Next admin needs to make an example of these fuckers.

Frank Black's avatar

They should be hunted down and killed by the people whose lives were ruined by these little nazi cunts. I am sure there are millions looking for a pound of flesh.

thedifferencecounseling's avatar

Is that not Alfred E. Neuman? What me worry?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

These clowns can't define "DEI" or "woke" because, at their core, those concepts mean "fairness for marginalized people." Acknowledging that you oppose such fairness means acknowledging racism.

Karen Mead's avatar

When are these 2 going to jail? Or refunding the taxpayer money we paid them to use ChatGPT?

Mechanic of Statecraft's avatar

Public administrators across the country sensed a disturbance in the bureaucratic Force when one of the first actions of this administration was to fire the various inspectors general in the federal government. Not a good sign.

However, I do think DOGE (which I pronounce as DODGE) was immensely successful. No, not at saving money; that was never the plan. If it was, they would have talked with the inspectors general instead of firing them. Rather, the DODERS were busy accessing valuable databases and computer code and uploading it to their individual clouds.

Any one of the principal DOGE actors had too high of a net worth to be wasting their time on efficiency projects. They were engaged in....research and development, shall we say. First, you break government. Then you turn around and offer a glitchy app solution for the problem you caused.

That's some fine slum lord governance.

Kathy Baker's avatar

These “children” need to be held accountable!

Vickram Pradhan's avatar

"did you reduce the deficit"

"no"

lol

Mr. Sigma's avatar

Let The Government Burn, Fuck The Jews

Jay's avatar

Heaven forbid we try to root out waste, fraud and abuse.

Dusty Hope's avatar

good that pulled in him.