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BE Anderson's avatar

Of course he is lying b/c he knows there are no real consequences. He has the power of the presidency behind him, including pardons.

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Diana Nehila's avatar

An immediate injunction to cease and desist is needed!! The judge bought their BS!!

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John Boyd's avatar

I can just image the shitstorm of outrage that would have issued forth from MAGAFoxNewsStateTV had a Democrat POTUS unleashed unauthorized individuals to run rampant through government computer systems.

Do the words 'email server' ring any bells with anyone?

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Mark Petry's avatar

What do we actually suppose they are doing ? They have a plan. I believe they are wiring up the deployment of a CBDC, so that all gov't payments will be discharged in what is basically scrip, a controlled, revokable alternative to the dollar. This has been part of the plan for years. Stand by for some kind of 911 event, like a crash in the derivative market, or a cyber hack on the exchages. Something big is coming.

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Ranulf de Glanvill's avatar

Well, a CBDC would be awfully inconvenient for Florida. DeSantis in May 2023 signed into law two bills that prevent CBDC from being treated as “money” under the state’s version of the Uniform Commercial Code.

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Suman Nambiar's avatar

Funny name.

‘Jim’ll fix it’ was a TV show that ran in the UK for almost two decades,hosted by Jimmy Saville. The premise was that kids would write in to him with a wish, which would come true by the end of the episode.

Saville was knighted in 1990 by the Thatcher government and was described by her as ‘marvellous’ for his charity work. Letters released by the National Archives in 2012, not long after his death in 2011, confirmed that they were friends.

So why is not a single episode of Jim’ll Fix It not shown on any UK TV outlets?

In 2014, ‘investigations into Savile's activities at 28 NHS hospitals concluded that he had sexually assaulted staff and patients aged between 5 and 75 over several decades’ (Wikipedia) It emerged that over the decades, several people had raised concerns that were ignored and dismissed. Apparently his 2009 interview in which he defended viewers of child pornography and his defence of convicted pedophile Gary Glitter was not published or released till after his death, but no action was taken at the time.

UK police eventually concluded that his sexual abuse spanned 6 decades and he was possibly the most prolific sexual abuser ever known in the UK, with nearly three-quarters of his victims being under the age of 18.

What a name to choose, eh.

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Andrew M. Shaw's avatar

Enjoin anyway. And not "status quo ante", but "no write access, no exfiltration, delete all copies of any already exfiltrated data; remove any changes". Nothing wrong w ordering the tide

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Andrew M. Shaw's avatar

... to keep going out

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Gavin's avatar

Methinks they’ll need a court monitor with significant IT skills to truly assure their compliance

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Richard F's avatar

“Fix” indeed… 💸🤡😎

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JustJoy's avatar

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

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Sevastian Winters's avatar

I really hate to quote Ronald Reagan. But he famously said “the scariest words a person can hear our “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

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JV's avatar
Feb 10Edited

The funniest part to me, well not funniest actually... saddest part is that Elon replied to some Rep that they didn't have anyone's data and they claim in court that they only have read-only; yet Vance and Musk are incessantly tweeting about how they should be able to ignore court orders? Like are we being for fucking real?

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Allyson Williams's avatar

Nah.

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Margaret Furber's avatar

F Elon

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Tim August's avatar

Delusional megalomaniacal fuckwit.

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William Jones's avatar

A fake entity will fix it? Can I call a fake plumber to clear my drain pipes?

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Sam Carson's avatar

Sounds suspiciously like the UK’s “Jim Will Fix It” secret pedo empire, ignored for decades by British authorities.

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Barnation Station's avatar

So opposite Trump. An acronym is all caps. Neither can speak or write.

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