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Joe Napoli's avatar

Thank you Liz. You made a dark morning brighter.

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Glitterbutt Rocket Cat's avatar

Cause being without you is a hard Habba to break

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William McCann's avatar

Me thinks Alina Habba's sparklemagic is an opportunity for our side just waiting to happen. I see hope in Habba's helpless hubba-hubba.

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Scott Krasche's avatar

I have often felt that we survived the first term in large part due to the thermonuclear level of incompetence of the entire crew. I have great concern that we won’t get that lucky a second time. Hires like this give me some hope that I might be wrong.

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kasteel1's avatar

Well, she Does have nice teeth.

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Doosh Dooshenberg's avatar

Agreed. Is there a Secretary of Orthodonture job opening?

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Ranulf de Glanvill's avatar

There’ll probably be one in HHS to make up for removing fluoride from the drinking water.

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John Boyd's avatar

Going forward, every law class in the nation should designate the most incompetent of their cohort as the class 'Alina'.

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tecolote42's avatar

I despise "be best." :D

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Dr Teresa Goodell's avatar

The glaring incompetence of The Orange Menace's hires just might save this country.

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Flobert's avatar

Chaldean woman of the year 😂

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Carri Nicholson's avatar

Sorry, not going to be gross or sexist (I hope) but are those cheekbones for real???

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Gregory Coster's avatar

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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James Curry's avatar

I wonder what type of counseling she’ll be giving?

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Becky Whitehill's avatar

I wonder about this relationship. Trump hates spending money on anyone/thing but himself and yet he keeps her around to keep losing money? Got to be some other attraction, right?

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