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Well, now we know who will be among Trump’s first judicial appointments if he’s re-elected.

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A story of stunning incompetence and irrationality, told with your usual clarity and wit. Many thanks!

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Does exposure to Trump rot the brain, or does he attract those whose brains are already damaged? I really wonder. So many people are just doing crazypants shit since he entered the picture. Lawyers behaving in ways I would not have imagined - and I clerked for a trial judge!

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Wow - Liz - how is it that I don’t know the name of this tRump adjacent lawyer types with crimes of their own (aren’t they all) - we need a fuckbonkers final (obviously you got this winner and Lumpy Pillows guy, Giuliani - seems to have faded as of late - aLiena habba dab a doo) that should fill out the top bracket - you can’t just limit The Fuckbonkers Final to attorneys - you’ve got witnesses testifying from jail for Republican Hearings - you’ve got the Fake Electors League - the J6 Tourists and Violent Felons - whole bunch of them -

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It is not encouraging that tfg appointed judge Nichols has this case, he is the one who allowed Bannon to remain free on Contempt charges while appeal (heard 4 months ago) is decided, expect more nonsense than justice.

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She appears to be the worst American lawyer since Dr. Orly Taitz - and that is a very, very high bar!

You betcha!

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As your attorney I advise you to floss.

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Nope, I won't have that--Larry Klayman is worse than Orly.

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Prenda Law and Orly Taitz got me through some dark times — on the power of schadenfreude.

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You can't make this stuff up! Thanks for the details, which would never find their way into mainstream media.

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Lambert-Palin 2028!

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This is gripping stuff!

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You can't make this stuff up

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Makes me wonder as well. When they talk of the zombie apocalypse it makes you wonder if this is it. Clearly these lawyers seem to have no brains so they need to feast on those that do.

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"Time to up your game, Pillow Man! We know you have it in you."

Your confidence in Pillow bro's game-upping skills are an inspiration to us all, Liz! Call me a cynic though, because I think we've already seen the uppest game that clown is capable of bringing.

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That’s absolutely boggling!

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Thanks for the comedy Liz! They seem to have a never-ending supply of these goofballs and each one tries to "out-do" the other(s).

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